Yugi Mutou – a cowardly boy who requires Atem to duel for him. 

Seto Kaiba – an atheist who wants to forget the past. He has to SEE something in order to BELIEVE in it, and sometimes when something is right in front of his face, he still doesn’t believe it.

Maximillian Pegasus – the disillusioned “creator” of Duel Monsters. He cheats by using a Millenium Eye in dueling, which allows him to see the opponent’s hand and plan his moves accordingly. Wants to use the Millenium Items to bring his wife back from the dead.

Cecilia – Pegasus’ dead wife. If it were not for her early departure from the world, there would be no game of Duel Monsters. Pegasus has multiple paintings of her that he stares at all day. She would also have fooled around with Bakura had she lived, for there are hints of this in the final DM season.

Joey Wheeler – a boy with a Brooklyn accent whose cards all deal with gamling of some sort. He’s so bad a duelist that Seto Kaiba had a robotic monkey named after him.

Tristan – a tough guy like Joey, not a duelist. He actually just wants Joey’s sister.

Tea Gardner – a girl obsessed with friendship who wants to be a dancer one day. She’s in love with a 5000-year-old Pharoah.

Atem – a man who looks like Yugi and lives in Yugi’s body. He is actually three and a half feet taller than Yugi. Yugi forces him to duel in his stead. He almost always wins. Seto Kaiba would be jealous of him if he knew that Atem forgot everything about his past, when he first inhabited Yugi’s body. Until we, the viewers, knew his real name, we called him “Yami.”

Weevil Underwood – a c***roach disguised as a boy. He’s secretly in love with Tea.

Rex Raptor – a boy who thinks that dinosaurs and dragons are the same thing. He begs Mai to kiss him, but she refuses.

Mai Valentine – Materialistic and conceited, her name is a play on the words “My Valentine.” But she’s not meant for Yugi. Fans have said that Mai and Joey slept together and produced Alexis Rhodes, which would be impossible unless there was a time hole. There is also a theory that she has a crush on Harpie Lady, since she never takes it out of her deck. I mean, if you don’t have a crush on a monster, you won’t use it as a crutch.

Maako Tsunami – His Christian name really only has one ‘a,’ but it looks better this way. He is obsessed with WATER monsters, probably because his father was molested by an octopus.

Panik – a man who thinks that shielding his monsters will help him win. Tries to burn Yugi and his friends when he loses, but the Millenium Shield protects them, proving that Atem is a Gary Stu.

Para and Dox – These labyrinth lovers have names that together create the word “paradox.” Although it is the lexicographer’s personal opinion that “Oxy” and “Moron” would’ve suited them better. They don’t even know that Red Eyes Black Dragon can FLY! How stupid can you get? But this is when we are introduced to tag dueling, though it is a very strange version of tag dueling. This is also where one of the most-often used idea takes place. The only thing seen more often in any kind of story is the question, “What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?” Para and Dox also make an appearance in the GX era. They almost defeat Jaden and Syrus. If they had won, Jaden would’ve got suspended and GX might’ve been ACTUALLY WATCHABLE.

Bandit Keith – a thief who plays Machine-monsters, which are unaffected by Spellcasters. His next card is always up his sleeve.

Bonz – a Zombie-lover who secretly reads Twilight when his boss is not watching. He doesn’t consume anything that doesn’t have pumpkins in it. He drinks pumpkin juice, eats pumpkin pie for desert, snacks on pumpkin seeds, and even eats pumpkin sandwiches. His favorite move is “Deadly Zombie Breath!” (He has halitosis.)

Mokuba Kaiba – Seto’s little brother. He doesn’t know how to duel, though we do catch him pretending he does once. Seto gives him a card he always admired when Seto decides he’ll quit dueling. The card is not shown on-screen, but there is a suspicion among fans that the card is Shapesnatch.

Yugi’s Grandfather – a retired architect who now owns a game shop, which is cleverly called Game Shop. He trains Joey for combat, in other words, teaches him how to duel. He had the fourth Blue Eyes White Dragon, given to him by Arthur Hawkins, when Solomon Mutou gave him the last drink from his canteen.    Yugi’s grandfather would give up dueling to own a TV that is 10 feet by 10 feet. He also goes goo-goo eyes for girls Yugi’s age, except Tea, whom everybody seems to be sexually oblivious too.

Arthur Hawkins – gave Solomon his Blue Eyes. He really only gave it to him because he thought Solomon would die from lack of water, before someone came to save them, hoping that Solomon would think him a great friend in whatever place he ended up after death. When Solomon lived through that trauma, he was in shock, which is why he did not visit Mr. Mutou for another twenty years.

Rebecca Hawkins – Arthur’s little brat of a daughter. At first she has an annoying teddy bear, but later she comes back with glasses. She is a ten-year-old attending college. Yugi gave her his Ties of Friendship Spell card, and ever since she’s been in love with him. Most likely, Yugi married her and Mindy is their offspring.

Johnny Stepps – a guy who wants to date Tea if he beats he in a dancing match. He cheats but she still wins. Then he duels Atem; if he wins, he gets to date Tea. But Johnny quits when he finds out his opponent is Yugi Mutou. It is partly because of this guy that Tea falls in love with Atem 

The Big Five – a sneaky group of corporate junkies who think that Five God Dragon will destroy Kaiba and get them in control of the company. First they attempt this through a virtual game, then they try this through Noah’s virtual world. They fail both times, and it’s all Atem’s fault. They have sworn to go back 5000 years and murder Atem so that in the present time they can conquer Seto once and for all.

Duke Devlin – a guy who thinks that the creator of a game is undefeatable. To him, it would be impossible for Satoshi Tajiri to lose a Pokemon battle. He fights with Tristan for the hand of Joey’s sister. He can’t accept the fact that any girl in the world will have him except Serenity. Also obsessed with dice.

Serenity Wheeler – a girl who almost went blind but was saved by the prize money that Yugi won and lent to Joey. She and Tea have kindred spirits, and the only reason Tristan hits on Serenity and not Tea is that he sees Tea every day, and Serenity is a new face. 

Espa Roba – a fake psychic in love with Jinzo, which all Psychic monsters are modeled after. He had his little brothers use binoculars to see what his opponent’s cards were. Mr. Armstrong in 2021 copied this tactic, only with security cameras. It’s possible that fifteen-year-old Espa later became one of Mr. Armstrong’s friends, when he’d be, oh…forty-three.

Yami Marik – the evil side of Marik Ishtar, who wants to take over the world with the Egyptian God cards. He uses the power of mind control via the Millenium Rod, though he stole the rod from Seto Kaiba. Thanks to this dude, we get to see Yugi actually duel…against his best friend, Joey. When Yami Marik ends up dueling Joey himself, Joey wins, except that he faints because he lacks energy. Yami Marik deserved his second visit to the Shadow Realm.

Marik Ishtar – a good guy. He’s obsessed with motorcycles, though.

Ishizu Ishtar – a hot Egyptian girl who can see the future, except when it involves the reincarnated spirits that are in Yugi and Seto.

Shadi – a pimp who Pegasus met when he visited Egypt, and who stupidly showed him the Egyptian God monsters, whom he was unable to control. Can steal into your mind with a Millenium Key, so you better watch out. The police would love have to him for work for them.

Odion – a man who pretends to be Marik to fool Yugi and his friends. He rarely uses monsters, and never Normal Summons when he does use them. Instead he uses Trap Monsters, which are just as, if nor more, effective. (He also never lost a duel till he battled Joey Wheeler. Maybe Joey was his first opponent?)

Strings – a mime also known as “the Quiet One.” He can’t speak for himself, but Marik’s mind control allows him to speak through him. Does something that would be illegal in the real game, by summoning Slime Tokens and brining out Revival Jam to block all of Yugi’s—excuse me, Atem’s—attacks. Strings then summons Slifer, which gains more ATK for each card in your hand. Atem uses Strings own tactic against him. Due to Card of Safe Return, Strings must keep drawing cards each time Revival Jam is summoned. And since Revival Jam can’t disappear from the Field, and Slifer’s Second Mouth attack keeps on going and going and going (like the Energizer bunny), and since Revival Jam is on Atem’s side of the Field thanks to Brain Control, Atem wins. This is the first and only time in the entire series that a duelist loses because he decked out.

Arkana – a duelist in love with some girl named Catherine Eanrshaw/Linton/Heathcliff. He has a strange voice that many viewers can’t stand. His Dark Magician card looks weird. The duel Atem had with this guy introduced use to Dark Magician Girl.

Lumis and Umbra – A couple of masked freaks who think there’s an “I” in “team.” All of the monsters they summon wear masks, and all of the Spells and Traps they play either have “Mask” in their card name or feature masks in their artwork. I wonder if they read “The Haunted Mask” by R.L. Stine.

Gozoboro Kaiba – this is a grotesque spelling of his name, but he is a grotesque character, so I don’t care. When he controlled KaibaCorp, it was a place that produced weapons and machinery for war. He adopted Mokuba and Seto after Seto defeated him in a chess match.  He might not have agreed to it either if his own son hadn’t perished from some terminal illness. Seto turns KC into a game-centered company after Gozoboro is taken care of.

Noah Kaiba – the only son of Gozoboro. When his body was in danger of deteriorating, Noah’s father built him a virtual world which was supposed to resemble the real one. Then his soul was put in said world. Noah tweaked it a bit a long time later, and a KC blimp got caught in the vortex. In Noah’s revamped virtual world, you dueled with Deck Masters, which you could bring into the game, but when destroyed means you lose, even if you have Life Points remaining. Noah, like all Yugioh villains, turns out to be a nice guy. He saves Yugi and co. from Gozoboro’s wrath. Mokuba wishes that Noah could come back to life and be a real brother to him.

Roland – one of the “black suits” that works for KaibaCorp. He obeys everything Seto orders him to, for fear of losing his job.

Dartz – a several-millenia year-old man, who has white hair and worships the Seal of Orichalcos. He has several people persuaded to work for him. Or controlled. Take your pick.

Seal of Orichalcos – This thing is so important that I’ll treat it as a character. Yes, I realize I skipped the Millenium Items, but there’s not much to say about them. This Seal is a uberly-broken card that allows you to summon up to ten monsters (no point in that), raises all your monster’s ATK by 500, is impossible to destroy, and sends the loses soul to oblivion. I guess it’s better than the Shadow Realm.

Dark Magician Girl – the “queen” of the place known as the Dominion of the Beasts, where all of the Duel Monsters reside. She has a crush on Syrus Truesdale. 

Raphael – a man named after a famous artist, but who probably never drew a damn thing in his life. He is very muscular, and he uses Guardian cards, especially a broken card called Guardian the Eatos. He was washed away on an island for many years. He is also one of the very few people to EVER defeat Yugi in a duel. Oops, I meant to say Atem.

Valon – a young man in love with Mai Valentine. His cards are actual armor that goes on his body. Go figure.

Zigfried Lloyd – This is a pseudonym and a play on the name, “Sigmund Freud.” This man has pink hair, and duels with Valkyries. He beat both Weevil and Rex in one move. But he ends up losing to Kaiba when Kaiba plays Chaos Emperor Dragon – Envoy of the End. Fans believe that this duel is why Chaos Emperor Dragon is banned in the anime. Sought revenge with Kaiba in the KC Grand Prix, and when it’s all over he cries and asks for forgiveness! Talk about sappy.

Leon von Shroeder – Zigfried’s little brother. Uses fairy tale creatures only. He kisses his Cinderella card at night. Zigfried tries to get him to cheat, by playing a card that doesn’t exist and shouldn’t work on the Duel Disk, but does because Zigfried is a computer whiz and knows how to mess around with stuff.

Uotum Apdnarg – Grandpa Mutou’s name spelled backwards. He used when he entered the Grand Prix, and his first opponent was Joey Wheeler. I only mention him because this is one of the few duels we actually witnessed in the Grand Prix. There was also a doctor, a simian dude, and several other characters, whose duels they just didn’t show.

Vivian – a girl who has a crush on Yugi. She is closer to his age than Rebecca is, but she’s more like a Romilda Vane than any other character in the series. Pretty cute, too, but not Yugi’s type.

Yami Bakura – This guy is the most evil in the entire series. First he just wants the Millenium Items, then he wants the Egyptian Gods, then he decides to meddle with Atem’s past and sends our heroes back to Egypt. Almost becomes Pharaoh himself, by tricking Atem in the past. A pretty good duelist; some fans are upset that not all of his cards are in the TCG yet.

GX era:

Jaden Yuki – an idiot who doesn’t know that “Sayonara” is Japanese, and he IS Japanese.

Syrus Truesdale – Jaden’s best friend in the beginning of the series. His mother wants to hump him, which is why she always tells him that he’s handsomer than his brother. Dark Magician Girl and Thunder Nyan-Nyan fight over him.

Chumley Huffington – a problematic boy who looks like a koala. Unlike Raphael, he CAN draw. Syrus complained once about him putting Dark Magician next to Dark Magician Girl. He went to work for Industrial Illusions. Jaden had him draw the Neos cards when Jaden created them.

Zane Truesdale – the only reason girls watched Yugioh GX. His mother must be blind to call Syrus handsomer than him. Though it must be said that Dark Magician Girl doesn’t have a crush on Zane. He duels pretty well, but it utterly dependent on Cyber Dragon.

Alexis Rhodes – the only reason boys watched Yugioh GX. Probably the cutest girl in Yugioh ever. Oh, and she can duel, too.

Dr. Vellian Crowler – a man who would rather be called “Mrs.” than “Mr.”   His voice even sounds like a girl’s. He uses Ancient Gear monsters, and has a crush on a vampire lady named Bella Swan.

Chazz Princeton – Jaden’s rival. He starts off being an Obelisk Blue, but because he’s so stupid he gets kicked out of school, goes to North Academy and wins with a random deck. He duels against Jaden again, and this time he returns to Duel Academy as a Slifer Red. Due to his defeat, he suffers brain damage and thinks that there’s a possibility Alexis will like him.

Blair Finnagan – a girl who dresses like a boy and has a crush on Zane, until she duels Jaden and he beats her. Then she gets a crush on him. She comes back to the school later, and makes a cameo appearance in 5D’s.

Dmitri – a guy who can’t find his own dueling style, and so he copies others. He even DRESSES like the person whose deck he is copying, even if it’s a girl. Dressed as Mai Valentine, he duels Alexis Rhodes and loses. The real Mai wouldn’t have lost. After this duel, he dresses as Alexis, who tells him to get lost. (Behind the scenes, Mindy sneaks up on Dmitri-dressed-as-Alexis and gives him a big kiss. She is disgusted when she finds out it’s a boy. Alexis doesn’t find out about it.)

Bastian Misawa – a scientist-in-training, he likes playing cards that deal with Chemistry. However, he can’t get a girl. Supposedly he’d rather have a teddy bear named after his favorite scientist.

Belowski – a boy obsessed with Mokey Mokey. He hypnotizes Jaden’s friends, including Alexis Rhodes, but he doesn’t take advantage of her. If that doesn’t show restraint, I don’t know what does.

Wheeler – a robotic monkey named after Joey. 

Chancellor Sheppard – the equivalent of Professor Dumbledore in Yugioh GX. The only difference is that he can’t do magic, doesn’t have a secret crush on Jaden, and has never dueled someone named Gellert Grindelwald. 

Atticus Rhodes – Whoever came up with this name must’ve been reading “To Kill A Mockingbird” not long before. He uses Red Eyes Darkness Dragon. He’s a surfer type who encourages Chazz in his useless attempts to win Alexis’ heart.

Ojama Yellow – This character is meant to provide humor relief when the show gets dark. If it were not for Ojama Yellow, some kids wouldn’t be allowed to watch this show.

I am skipping a lot of Yugioh GX, partly because this was a failure of a series. However, there are a few characters some people wouldn’t be able to forgive me for skipping, so I will list them.

Jesse Anderson – A boy who was raped by Amethyst Cat, and ever since then has found felines more sexually attractive than females. He replaces Syrus as Jaden’s best friend.

Tyranno Hassleberry – boy who loves dinosaurs because he got hit on the head with a bone. His favorite movie series is “The Land Before Time.” He has seen all seventeen of them twenty times at least.

Aster Phoenix – a failure of a boy in everything but dueling. He is rich and spoiled and he uses Destiny Heroes.    Believes too much in fate.

Adrian – treated his girlfriend Echo like crap, because all he cared about was Exodia. What a loser.

Yubel – She/He/It had a crush on Jaden, until he stupidly sent Her/Him/It into space. She/He/It came back for revenge.

Jean-Louis Bonaparte – a man with a French accent whose cards are all based on toys. He is the father of a promising young man called Marcel.

At a dinner party, crowds of people enjoy chatting and prattling about the futility of life. Or rather, the conversations convey sentiments of useless tidbits of gossip, like the tale about the President of General Motors dating Madonna’s adopted niece. Everyone knew it wasn’t true, but they spoke of it nonetheless.

Two women sit at a round table in the center of the room. One is twenty-seven, with sleek, shiny blond hair. Her dress is violet, to match the color of her eyes. On her neck is a 24-karat necklace, apparently a gift from some suitor. From time to time, she fumbles with her jewelry, a sign of severe apprehension.

The other woman is elderly, with gray hair and a wrinkled face. She has seen much hardship, and her eyes droop. Her gown is a pale yellow, and looking at her makes one feel a great pity for all women, young, old, and in-between.

This latter was the first to speak. “Ziama, I have heard the most breathtaking news, and I regret having to wait ‘til tonight to relate it to you.”

“What is it, Grandmother?”

“My dear Ziama, your lover—young Kaiba—is feeling suicidal.”

At this statement, her companion laughed. “Oh, not Cecil! He would never kill himself! You must be joshing, Grandma.”

“Ah, would that I were, Ziama! I hate being the bearer of bad news, but three days ago I heard tell that Cecil Kaiba went to ask his father for permission to sail across the Atlantic and hunt the Great White Beast. Mokuba refused. A row commenced, and then Cecil threatened to take his own life if his father didn’t change his mind.”

Ziama had started to weep. How could Cecil do this, when he had her? Then the tears came out more profusely, and she was unable to voice this question. All that came out was an incoherent, “owknsealdthtwome?”

“If this were not enough,” continued the old woman, “it was discovered that Cecil was found in a room with a loaded pistol, and he had planned to pull the trigger. The gun was aimed at his neck, and he would’ve succeeded, had some friend of his not come in to stop him.”

The young woman pulled at her necklace with such a tight grip that it snapped cleanly in two. When she realized what she had done, her crying became greater in volume than previously. A couple of kind-hearted youths came and asked her what was the matter. Ziama’sgrandmother shrugged them off, giving them some false story about the woman being extremely sensitive to onions. Then the old lady took the broken necklace from Ziama’s hands. A few minutes later, Ziama was alone at the ball.

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“I have decided to give you the card you desire.”

Cecil blinked. Was his father serious? Give him the Hybrid card, which he had begged and begged for? That card was perhaps the most powerful that Kaiba Corporation had ever created, since KC took over Industrial Illusions.

“Yes,” Mokuba told his son, seeing his surprise delineated in his countenance. “The Hybrid card. But I think its also time I gave you something else, too.” He handed his son a card, face-down.

The young man turned it over. “Blue Eyes White Dragon!” he exclaimed.

“Of course. Cecil, when your uncle died in that terrible plane crash near the Rockies, we noticed that his will designated you as the successor of the Blue Eyes. There was a whole lawsuit concerning this line in the will, since you were only seven years old at the time. Both sides were very heated, but my brother’s will remained unaltered in the end. It was decided that on your twenty-first birthday, you would became the rightful owner. So, here it is, son!”

“But…weren’t there three Blue Eyes?”

Mokuba frowned. “That’s the strangest thing of the whole deal, my boy. Only one Blue Eyes was found. The other two appear to have vanished into thin air, as the saying goes. Some individuals in the lawsuit were accused of actually stealing the other Blue Eyes for themselves. But to this day, their whereabouts are unknown. However, all of the Duel Disks are activated in such a manner that if anybody plays Blue Eyes, the world will know.”

“That’s incredibly disappointing…But what if I play Blue Eyes, father? Won’t everyone know then as well?”

“There’s a simple way around that, Cecil.” Mokuba paused, while his son waited, anticipating the answer. “You are forbidden from playing the card.” This was said in a tone of such finality that it was suggestive that it would be a great error to question it.

But Cecil Kaiba was never sensitive to tones, and he was weary of his father’s rules. “Then why give it to me if I can’t play it?”

“Seto wanted it to be given to his nephew. However, the card is rated WC-198; in other words, it is within the top two hundred most powerful cards without a cost. And any card on that list is immediately forbidden.”

“But aren’t Kaibas exempt from rules about forbidden cards?”

“Yes; that may be, but you still can’t play it, without breaking your filial duty to me, your father,” Mokuba said, appealing to a side of Cecil that did not even exist.

“How about fulfilling my filial duty to my uncle? There must’ve been some reason he wanted me to have Blue Eyes…and what better reason than to play it?”

“Next your going to tell me you’ll be drinking tea with Naomi Motou, Yugi’s daughter! And if you ask for my permission to do that, I’ll tie you to a chair and prevent you from going! About the card: my orders are that you will not play it, no matter what. Is that clear?”

Cecil was infuriated. “I am twenty-one years old, Father, and therefore I believe I’m my own master. If I wanted to drink tea with Naomi, I wouldn’t ask for your blessing. And if I want to summon Blue Eyes in a duel, I’ll do so. You no longer can constrain me!” Having said this, Cecil stormed out.

Mokuba was troubled. Who knew that a single card could cause so much pain, possibly rip the family apart? Of course, Cecil had always had a hot temper…a lot more like Seto than his father. Since that day thirteen years ago when Seto had plunged to his death, Mokuba had felt a lack of guidance in life, and it had been very difficult to raise Cecil. In some ways, he was glad to see his brother in his son. It almost felt as though a piece of Seto was still on this earth. His greatest fear was that he would lose Cecil as well, and he knew Blue Eyes White Dragon would give his son an unquenchable thirst for adventure. The best he could do was bar his son from playing it, even though this was futile.

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There was a knock at Cecil’s door. “What is it?”

“Excuse me, sir, but I brought you the Hybridization card,” said a mild, glassy voice.

“Oh, it’s you Reginald. Come in,” Kaiba said, very tense because he was still upset with his father.

A meek man, with a bald pate and a forked moustache, sauntered into the room. He wore a purple vest, with white stockings. Reginald extended his arm, handing Cecil the precious card. “I hope it is satisfactory.”

Cecil read the effect. It was perfectly in order, and he assured the valet of this. “Would you like to stay for tea?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, but I have a date for tea with Miss Naomi Motou.”

They both laughed.

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A cocky fellow with a bad hair-do had just come out of a tournament and was congratulating himself. “Suckers!” he shouted at the other seven people in the top 8.

“I’d say you’re the loser, buddy,” said a man in a cloak that was as black as night.

“Who’s talking? I didn’t see you in the tournament.”

“I am Snowgrass, and I thought it’d be a good time to test my dueling skills.”

“Fine. Name’s Nolez. And I’m up for a duel. But here’s the thing: When you duel Nolez, you make a risk. And if you lose, you must relinquish your entire deck to Nolez.”

“I accept.”

“Then let the game…begin!”

4000/4000

“Nolez always goes first, and this is no exception. I draw, and summon Saggi the Dark Clown!” A harlequin with too much make-up, and covered in dabs of black and purple, appeared on the field. It was merely a Jester out of the King’s Court. “Then I set two cards face-down, and end my turn.”

Snowgrass started his turn by summoning Mataza the Zapper, a green warrior who looked like the Jolly Green Midget, compared to its Brobdingnagian counterpart. It carried a leak for combat.

“Mataza, attack Saggi with all your force!”

Nolez shook his head. “Like I’d let that happen, Snowgrass. I activate Mortification! This spell card only affects three types of monsters. You see, it’s like a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, except…different. The three monster types Mortification targets are: Spellcaster, Warrior, and Dragon. Spellcasters are Superior to Warriors, Warriors are superior to Dragons, and Dragons are superior to Spellcasters. Nolez knows things that would astound you! He he he!”

A force field enveloped Saggi, as Mataza the Zapper rushed toward it with her leak. A mirror image of Mataza was seen for a split-second, and the reflection attacked Snowgrass’ Life Points. “What happened?” he asked, dazed.

“Why, it’s simple, Nolez knows! Mortification forces the losing party to take damage equal to the ATK points of the monster affected by it. Because Saggi is superior—being a Spellcaster—you took the damage of Mataza’s attack. But never fear: Nolez knows your pain!”

2700/4000

Snowgrass set a face-down, and ended his turn.

“Perfect!” Nolez exclaimed, when he drew his card. “I summon Norgi, the Light Clown!”

The new monster was a lot like Saggi, except instead of blue and purple, Norgi was heavy with yellow and red.

Norgi the Light Clown
LV 3/ LIGHT/ Spellcaster
ATK: 500 DEF: 250
This monster cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This monster can only be Special Summoned if there is a face-up ‘Saggi the Dark Clown’ on your side of the field. Treat all Equip Spell Cards equipped to any monster with ‘Saggi the Dark Clown’ in its card name as if those cards were equipped to this monster also.

“Nolez proudly equips Saggi’s Archery Arsenal to, who else, Saggi the Dark Clown! And thanks to Norgi’s Special Ability, he gets the effect as well!”

Saggi’s Archery Arsenal
Equip Spell
This card can only be equipped to ‘Saggi the Dark Clown.’ A monster equipped with this card can attack your opponent’s Life Points directly.

“Both Saggi and Norgi attack you directly!”

Mataza jumped aside as her master was blasted with the weapons of the dual clowns, cackling while he was at their mercy.

1400/4000

Snowgrass began his turn, knowing that he was in great danger of losing the duel when Nolez went again. But he drew “Mystical Space Typoon, to destroy your face-down!”

“Nolez thought you’d try that, and so Nolez activates his face-down, Rageki Break! By discarding one insignificant card from his hand, Nolez can destroy one card on your side of the field. And he chooses Mataza the Zapper!”

“Oh, no!” Snowgrass shouted, feigning exasperation.

Snowgrass was now monster-less. “I guess I’ll just have to, activate Hybridization!”

“Nolez has never heard of that card, and Nolez knows every card by heart. Explain yourself, Snowgrass.”

“Oh, I have some affiliation with Kaiba Corp and Industrial Illusions, and Hybridization is one of their latest developments. But think not that it has anything to do with Polymerization, although it is similar. Two monsters unite to become one. And now you’re about to witness the first time this card ever will be played, when I hybridize two of two rivals in the game. For the two monsters I wish to hybridize are…Red Eyes Black Dragon and Blue Eyes White Dragon!”

Nolez’ eyes widened after he heard this declaration. “Then you must be, Mokuba Kaiba’s boy.”

“That be me!” Cecil laughed as he threw his cloak behind him. The silhouettes of Blue Eyes and Red Eyes were set against the orange October moon. This duel took place at nighttime. “And now meet, Red Eyes White Dragon!”

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A team of computer programmers was casually watching their screens when someone shouted, “Alert! Alert!”

The person who had thus shouted was Carrie McCullers, and everyone recognized her voice because she was very nosy and got into everybody’s business. She was obnoxious and vexatious, aggravating and ubiquitous. You couldn’t hide anything from Carrie.

“What is it, Carrie?” the head programmer asked her, politely, because if one did not humor Miss McCullers, they might not have a job the next day.

“Someone has just played Blue Eyes White Dragon in Sector 14, Little Ridge Town.”

“Let me see,” said the chief programmer, in a tone of incredulity.

Carrie called up the image she was referring to. The chief programmer smiled sardonically. “That’s just Kaiba’s boy. He’s exempt from our search for Blue Eyes.”

“But isn’t it illegal to play it in the first place?” Carrie asked, desperately. “Isn’t it a violation of WC-193 or something?”

“WC-198, I am told. But again, Kaiba is excused from this penalty. According to the International Code of Dueling, any person who bears the surname of Kaiba is allowed to play absolutely any card he or she so desires. They do not have to comply to the rules, as you and I do. And if you alert me about a Kaiba again, Carrie ‘Hot-Shot’ McCullers, I ensure you that you will not ever see the inside of a KC laboratory again after that.”

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The first Hybrid monster ever created now stood in the middle of the field. It had a white coat, but with a very dark tint to it. It was scalier than Blue Eyes, and its red eyes were the size of doorknobs. No monster ever looked more intimidating, not even the Egyptian gods back in Seto Kaiba’s day.

“Allow me to explain about Hybridization. Any two monsters can be hybridized, and the new monster formed has an ATK equal to half the combined attack power of the monsters who were hybridized. For example, if we hybridized Dark Magician and Drillroid, the new monster would have and ATK of 2050. So my dear pet Red Eyes White Dragon has an attack power of 2700! And I have him attack your Saggi! So long now!”

REWD flared up as he launched his pitiless attack on the poor dwarfish clown. Saggi held up his archery as a defense, but the attack went right through this ersatz shield and blasted the clown to smithereens.

1400/2500

“I end my turn!” Cecil said, triumphantly.

At that precise moment, the earth shook, as a new monster appeared on Nolez’ side of the field. It was Goldd, Wu Lord of Dark World. He had discarded it by the effect of Rageki Break, and now it had returned to rumble.

“Nolez likes the card he just drew. In fact, he likes it so much, that he’ll play it right now! But first, a little change is in order. Nolez hopes young Kaiba is aware that there is a storm watch going on right now, and even though the dark sky appears to be free of any hazards, even meteorologists can be wrong sometimes. And so, without further ado, Nolez activates Heavy Storm!”

Cecil’s single face-down was swept away with the winds.

“Now that that nuisance is out of the way, Nolez will play the card he just drew! Nolez sacrifices both Norgi the Light Clown and Goldd in order to summon the one, the only, Ultimate Obedient Fiend!”

Ultimate Obedient Fiend was the same shade of bright red as Slifer the Sky Dragon. His ATK is 3500, a whopper.

“My monster attacks your Red Eyes White Dragon!”

“There’s still time to call off your attack, Nolez. Only, you’re making a big mistake.”

“Says you. Nolez is destroying your only monster, and reducing your Life Points, and you say Nolez is making a big mistake? Nolez refuses to call Obedient Fiend’s attack off.”

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” Cecil said to himself.

Ultimate Obedient Fiend dug his jaws into REWD’s neck. You could feel the tension if you had witnessed the duel. Red Eyes White began to bleed. Then it vanished in a puff of smoke.

0600/2500

Nolez looked very pleased with himself, until he saw the impossible. Red Eyes White was gone, but in its place stood Red Eyes Black Dragon and Blue E yes White. What was worse, they were very angry. And what was worse than that: they were attacking him!

“White Lightning! Inferno Fire Blast!” Cecil shouted at the top of his lungs.

0600/0000

“But, how could Nolez lose?” Cecil’s opponent asked, as the monsters vanished from sight. “Nolez had everything under control. Nolez doesn’t understand!” And he shook his head very rapidly, as if demons were flaying him.

“Simple,” said Kaiba. “I purposefully left out a minor detail. You see, whenever a Hybrid monster is destroyed, the two monsters that formed it are automatically Special Summoned, if they were in the Graveyard. Then, they both attack the opponent directly. There is nothing either player can do to stop this direct attack. You have lost 5400 Life Points, when you only had 2500 to spare.”

“That card is dangerous. It should have a cost.”

“Well, it doesn’t. At least, mine doesn’t. And since you lost the duel, Nolez, I do not have to pay your victory prize, which I believe was my deck. However, you, having lost, owe me something. What I desire, is your Norgi the Light Clown.”

“Well, you can’t have it!” Nolez started to run.

The hologram? of Red Eyes White Dragon stood in Nolez’ pathway. It would not let him past. “I would’ve gladly given you my deck had you lost, boy. Now, hand over Norgi or this will not be pretty.”

“Never! Nolez does not obey Kaibas!”

“Who holds your allegiance? Yugi Motou? But,” Cecil sneered, “you can have it your way. I’ll just flip a coin to decide your fate.”

“Is Nolez supposed to believe that Kaiba thinks he can control Nolez’ future?”

“Are you from Missouri? It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not. Now, let’s see…Heads is Chiron the Mage; tails is Breaker the Magical Warrior. So, Chiron and you can die by being eaten alive by dinosaurs, Breaker and you can enjoy a nice hot, flame-filled journey to death. And here it goes!”

Nolez was fretting about now. What if Kaiba really intended to kill him? If he was anything like his uncle, Kaiba wouldn’t hesitate. But it had to be some kind of legerdemain or sleight-of-hand.

“Breaker. Guess you’ll have to take the heat. I summon Blazing Impachi.” A tree that was on fire was glowing boldly against the night sky. “My dear friend Nolez, for the last time, will you listen to reason and hand over my desideratum, namely Norgi the Light Clown? Or will you have to suffer a most painful death?”

“Nolez will give Kaiba the card! All right?” He searched his deck for it, and handed it to Cecil, who quickly put it in his vest pocket.

“Now can you release Nolez?”

“I’m afraid not, buddy. You haven’t yet hugged Blazing Impachi, who came all the way from the Dominion of the Beasts just to see you.”

“You’re joking, right?”

Cecil wore a grim smile. “No, of course not. I really think you two ought to become acquainted. Just step forth a little. Now, Red Eyes White will shock you.” As he said this, REWD attacked Nolez as if he were a duel monster. This frightened Nolez and he ran into Impachi, cracked his skull on the scorching bark, and fell to the ground with a clatter. Flames from Blazing Impachi climbed up Nolez’ clothes as if they were made of silk threads. Man, deck, and Duel Disk all burned to ashes, and not a trace remained of them twenty minutes later. Then the not so hologrammic Red Eyes White Dragon and Blazing Impachi disappeared from the field.

“One down. Five thousand more to go,” Cecil Kaiba said to himself.

“You will never be your father, Albus,” said a dark, raspy voice.

“If you set your mind to it, you can accomplish anything,” the boy said in rejoinder.

“But you’ll never achieve what Harry Potter has. You’re just his son, just a wannabe.”

“No, you’re wrong!”

“And James is better than you. At least he excels at Quidditch. But all you can do is sit back and watch as Rose Weasley answers every question your teachers bring up.”

“I’m still very intelligent.”

“But she is more so. She is the pride and joy of her parents, and what are you? Just a copycat, named after two useless people, Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.”

“No, they were great men, father says so!”

“But how was I able to kill them if they were so great? How could I have taken the Elder Wand from Dumbledore’s tomb and then killed Snape with it, to gain all the power it held?”

“MY FATHER KILLED YOU!”

“You think so, do you? No, I assure you, Albus, that I committed suicide. I decided the Muggle world was not worth living in, there being six billion of them and only a smattering of our kind. And now I inhabit your mind!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

There was the sound of a lamp breaking somewhere, and someone breathing, shaking him. “Albus, wake up! Wake up!”

The redheaded boy opened his sleep-lidded eyes, struggling to see. Someone had cast the Lumos spell and was standing in front of him, and he made out the shape of his brother.

“James?”

“You were having a nightmare. Dad will be down in a minute.”

At that moment, Harry poked his head in the room his sons shared. “Who had a nightmare?”

“I did,” Albus said, although he didn’t believe it was merely a dream.

“What was it about?” he asked, for Albus was his favorite son; it is almost certain that had James had a nightmare, Harry would’ve just left, for the worst dream James ever had was that he failed to catch the Snitch at a Hufflepuff game. It was always Hufflepuff that made James the most agitated, because he looked down on people unfortunate enough to be put in that House as his inferiors.

“Voldemort was speaking to me, saying I was worthless, and that you hadn’t killed him—he had done it himself.”

“Albus, you’re not worthless, and in a sense Voldemort did kill himself. He didn’t show any remorse for his actions, did he? Of course, you weren’t there and only your imagination could provide the details, but he chose to remain heartless and superior to the end. That is what done him in. But, if it still worries you, come down and have a glass of hot cocoa.”

Albus did as his father suggested. He needed something warm flowing through his veins, anyhow.

“Cheer up, son. This year the Triwizarding Tournament is going to be held at your school, and even though you won’t get to participate, you’ll get to see a lot of action. Of course, only one person has the opportunity from each of the three schools—Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, and Durmstrang, and in another four years, you’ll have your chance, since you’ll be of age then.”

“Why do they only allow seventeen-year-olds in?” the boy asked, giving off the veneer of having recovered from his dream.

“It is very dangerous, as you’ll soon see. I won’t give you any details now, for I hate to spoil things. This will be the first time any of you kids get to see it. And it’ll be Lily’s first year at Hogwarts. She may look up to you, Albus, who knows? It is always awkward at her age; that’s when people tend to cling to their older siblings.”

This did brighten up Albus’ spirits a little, for he liked Lily reasonably well. She was a kind sister and an austere friend; no one would ever expect her to betray him. After a few more minutes, he went off to bed, and Harry gazed at the fire, recalling a summer when he had blown up his aunt and run off into the darkness, seeing a large black dog just before he was picked up by the Knight Bus…

A fortnight later, Harry, Ginny, and their three kids stood on Platform Nine and Three-Quarters.

Lily ran to greet her cousin, Hugo Weasley, who was also a first-year. It was expected that they would be closer than peanut butter and jelly at Hogwarts. They boarded the train together, hand-in-hand.

Rose met with Albus. She was in Raveclaw; her intelligence was too sublime for her to have been thrusted into Gryffindor, even though her mother had been of that House. James tried to engage her in a conversation regarding Quidditch, but her mind was too fine for such things. Albus went with her on the train, to get in a compartment with Arnold Chumpunk, whose parents were Muggles.

James was about to board the train, when Ginny noticed somebody that looked kind of familiar walking about with her son. The lady was tall and thin, with mousy cheeks. Her husband was with her; he was very stodgy, and he looked lost and confused. The boy was frightened and pale, seeming unsure if going to Hogwarts was the right thing to do.

Ginny’s eyes were fixed on the woman, and Harry asked what was the matter. “I think I know her, as if she was in a dream.”

Ron was staring too. “Oh, it’s her,” he said, bemused.

“Who?” Hermione asked, in a tone that bordered on threatening.

“The one who used to call me ‘Won-Won.’ But it’s strange, who is that she married?”

The Potters and the Weasleys approached Lavender Brown, for indeed it was she. And Harry knew instantly whom she had married.

“Dudley!”

“Cuz? Fancy meeting you here,” the man addressed said, his eye twinkling.

“So you’re Dudley Dursley?” asked Hermione. “It’s funny we’ve never met.”

“Yeah, well, this isn’t a small world, like some people propose to think,” the man said, laughing.

“This is my wife Ginny,” Harry said, and his spouse shook hands with Dudley, “and these are my friends, Ron and Hermione. Oh, yeah, and there’s James, my son.”

“How d’ye do?” Harry’s cousin asked. “This is my wife, Lavender.” The woman thus addressed was blushing deep-scarlet; it was very awkward being introduced to a man one had kissed before.

“We know her,” everybody said. “She was in our year at Hogwarts.”

“And finally, this is Patrick. He just turned eleven,” Dudley said, introducing the kid who seemed to be eager to hide.

“Reminds me of you when you were a chap,” Harry remarked, “except without the thick skin.” It was remarkable to see the skinny lad next to his chubby father. Dudley informed the gang that Patrick shied away from food as much as possible; it was so distasteful to him, the mere thought of eating.

Harry induced James to take Patrick with him on the bus, so that Dudley’s son would not feel so alone. Just then the train gave a whistle, and the elder boy took the younger by the arm and ran with him to jump on the vehicle, which had already started to move when someone pulled them inside.

“Oh, thank you, Yerris,” James said to his would-be girlfriend. He already made plans to ask her to the Yule Ball—which his father had told him about—but it was too early to worry about that at the present moment.

“Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friend?” Yerris asked.

“Yes, this is Patrick Dursley. I think he’s my second cousin, or something; just met him today.”

Patrick waved five shaky fingers, and Yerris asked if he could stay in their compartment. James was so thrilled at being invited to share a compartment with Yerris that he didn’t mind having the little bugger tag along, although he planned to dislodge himself of this burden as soon as possible.

While this was going on, Lily and Hugo were engaged in a scintillating conversation. “We’ll both be in Gryffindor, just you wait!” the former said.

At that moment, a pale-faced third year with a pointed chin came into their compartment. “Don’t count your dragons before they hatch,” he told them.

“Oh, Scorpius, must you always talk in riddles?” Lily asked.

“You don’t even know me, Potter. But I suppose your brother has been telling you tales of how I get on his nerves. Look, I’ve come to make a compromise. You come with me, and abandon your loser of a cousin, and I’ll ensure that you get put into Slytherin.”

“Why would I want to be in your twisted House?”

“Twisted, isn’t it? It’s not evil, if that’s what you think. We’re just ambitious, that’s all. So, what do you say? Will you part company with this riffraff, or will you get your hopes up on a cowardly dream?” Scorpius extended his hand.

Lily spat on it. “You can take that for all your name-calling! Albus warned me you were a bad ‘un, but to think you would dare call my cousin riffraff! Get out!”

Scorpius looked discouraged, and he obeyed her word, walking out of the compartment like a dog with its tail between its legs.

“He’s the riffraff, if he thinks I’d abandon you, Hugo.”

“We should probably get our school robes on soon,” her cousin said, pretending to be undeterred.

“Yeah, I suppose so.”

Hugo left his cousin alone so she could change. When he came back half an hour later, he was dressed as well, and he was carrying myriad treats from the snack cart. “Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Cherry Ants, Sugar Mice…they have everything on this train.”

“I’ll take a frog,” Lily said, grabbing one. She had a large collection of cards, and she was shooting for the whole set. “Hmm…Art Paldstone (1774-1812), Perfected the Hovering Charm and turned whalebone into a trumpet which is used to soothe dragons who have gone out of control.”

“Sounds like an interesting guy. I expect we’ll be learning a lot about wizards in History of Magic.”

“I don’t reckon so. Albus told me its just a bunch of Goblegodook about goblins named Erd the Weird and Ballant the Terrible who started bloody wars and stuff.”

“We get enough about war from listening to your father,” Hugo said.

“Yeah.”

For the rest of the ride to Hogwarts they spoke of various topics, without any interruption. At last, the train stopped.

“First years, first years, over here.”

Lily pulled Hugo after her, and they approached the gatekeeper, who was rather sleezy with a long beard that reached the floor. Partick was there too, along with thirty-nine other students.

“I’m Brodd, and you’ll be riding in boats with me. See there?” the gatekeeper said, pointing. “No more than four to each one.”

Lily and Hugo climbed in one boat together, along with two other children. They rode through a tunnel, and ended up on the side of the looming castle. Brodd ushered them all in, where they met a man with slick hair and red robes. “I am Professor Acklehort, and I will be teaching you Defense Against the Dark Arts. But that is immaterial at the moment; as Deputy Headmaster I must lead you into the Great Hall, where you will be sorted into your Houses.”

They followed him down a narrow passageway, and led up to giant brass doors, which the professor opened. In two rows they walked before the eyes of the older students, and Lily admired the floating candles and general mystique of the Great Hall. She glanced over at the Gryffindor table, where Albus was waving at her.

At the end of the Hall, there was a chair with a dusty hat on it, which Lily knew to be the one used for sorting. It certainly looked queer, unlike any cap she had ever laid eyes on.

“You will put on the Sorting Hat,” Professor Acklehort said, “as I call you up alphabetically. When your House is chosen, you be required to sit at the indicated table before the next pupil can take his or her turn. And now, let the sorting—begin!”

Each of the forty-two students stood nervously, waiting for their turn.

“Alvost, Norton.”

A boy with sandy hair stepped forward and placed the hat on his own crest.

“RAVENCLAW!”

The table with a flag depicting a bird roared in congratulations to their new comrade, inviting him to sit down.

“Azzos, Susan.”

“HUFFLEPUFF!”

Again the applause, the excitement. Lily knew only too soon that it would be the Gryffindors cheering her on.

“Dursley, Patrick.”

“SLYTHERIN!”

Scorpius had an empty seat next to him, and Patrick was invited to sit there. Lily did not know it was her cousin who had just been sorted; she had not had a chance to talk to James yet, and, of course, she had already been on the train when the Dursleys showed up.

Many more names were called, before at last she heard Professor Acklehort say, “Potter, Lily!”

All eyes were fixed on her, as they had been for her father twenty-eight years before. She was the first girl who bore Harry’s surname, and any connection with her would be a direct link to the greatest living historical figure. There was not a person in the room not holding her/his breath, not even Lily.

As soon as the hat had touched her head, it pronounced its judgement, “HUFFLEPUFF!”

Never before in the history of Hogwarts did that House give off such a round of applause as it did now. Everyone from their table was standing and shouting; it was so deafening that people from other tables had their ears covered with magical earmuffs. Lily meandered around other tables to reach the Hufflepuffs, crying a little—her face was red, she had been so sure she would be in Gryffindor! When she got to the table, some sixth and seventh years lifted her on their shoulders as if she had been a star player in a Quidditch game. “WE GOT LILY POTTER!”

It was a full ten minutes before everyone calmed down and Lily was able to take a seat. She wanted to be alone, but she knew the opportunity would not come for an awful long while. Lowering her head, she tried to tune out the rest of the expedition.

“Ahem…well, that was—breathtaking,” said Professor Acklehort. “But we still have a handful of students left to sort, so let’s move on. Quasnos, Feveral!”

After he had gone a little further down the list, he at last got to, “Weasley, Hugo!”

Ron and Hermione’s son approached the chair, and he was crested with the Sorting Hat. “GRYFFINDOR!”

Before he left the front, he glanced over at Lily, who had lifted her head just to view his Sorting. Smiling apologetically, he waltzed over to the Gryffindor table and sat between James and Albus. The latter was bitterly disappointed. He had been hoping that his sister would be in his House so that he could guide her, and now one of his expectations about this year were gone. Recalling his dream, he shuddered, and thought he heard Voldermort whispering in his ear, “You’re worthless! You’ll never be your father!”

The Deputy Headmaster read a few more names that were sorted, and then he rolled up his scroll and took the Sorting Hat away. When he came back, he went to the teacher’s table, and he was in sharp contrast to everyone else there. His red robes were explicit against the black ones of his colleagues.

Professor McGonagell stood up. She was now Headmistress, had been so for many a year. “Welcome, all. For our first years, I say be proud to be here at last. Everyone else, enjoy the continuation of your tenure here at Hogwarts. Now, I would like to introduce you to a new staff member. As most of you know, Proffesor Inklebot was getting too old to continue teaching here, so without further ado, I’d like you to meet your new Charms teacher, Professor Ivan Sootboro!”

A man in his early twenties with an aquiline nose stood up. He bowed, and people cheered. It was always exciting to see a fresh face in their professors; the same old bunch every year did get monotonous after a while. Sootboro resumed his seat.

“For our first years, we have some rules to announce, and you can’t say after tonight that you were not forewarned. All artifacts, gadgets, and doodads from the store known as Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes are barred from use. And no one is permitted to enter the Forbidden Forest without explicit permission from an adult. That said, let’s eat!”

Instantly plates appeared on the tables in front of everyone, along with dishes of pot roast, chicken fried steak, venison, fried rice, mashed potatoes, sandwiches with waterwurst, graham crackers, and countless other food. There were also goblets of pumpkin juice for each student, which refilled instantly whenever someone had drunk the whole glass.

A fourth-year noticed that Lily was not eating. “Is something wrong?” he asked her.

“No,” she lied. She reached for a chicken leg—her least favorite part—to give off a semblance of being okay, but she could barely take four bites before she felt like vomiting.

Pretty soon, all of the main dishes disappeared and were replaced by chocolate pudding, treacle tarts, s’mores, cinnamon buns, and glazed doughnuts. Yet still Lily reached for nothing. She was too miserable to eat. Glancing over at the Slytherin table, she saw Scorpius chatting animatedly with her cousin. Why didn’t she take his advice? Being in Slytherin would be way better than being in this joke of a House! Look at what they had for a flag, by Merlin! A stupid badger! As opposed to a lion, a snake, or an eagle, the badger was absolutely pathetic. Hufflepuffs were supposedly the leftovers, the people that just didn’t fit. Lily could feel her own mediocrity running through her veins. How could a daughter of Harry Potter—the wizard who rid the world of the most evil force that ever existed—how could she be just another commonplace stooge? She had really believed herself to be exceptional just by the distinction her father gave her, but if she couldn’t even be in his House, what was the point?

At last, everyone had their fill, and Professor McGonagell stood up once more. “There is one more thing you must be made aware of. The Triwizarding Tournament is to be held this year, and only those students who are of age may participate. Our competition will arrive near the end of October, and I expect you to be on your absolute best behavior when they do. You are now dismissed.”

Some Hufflepuff prefects called the first years over. They went out of the Great Hall, through a strange door, down some stone steps, and past a hall full of paintings depicting food. At last that reached the door to the Hufflepuff dormitories, in which a beaver statue was blocking the way. “Password?” it asked.

“Bricklebrit,” said one of the prefects, and the beaver gave way. Lily saw her first glimpse of the Hufflepuff common room, which was stranger than anything she could have imagined. There were chintz chairs around tables which she surmised people studied by; fleurs-de-lis covered the wall, and there was a giant pool in the center of the room.

The prefects led the first years over to the pool, which was not really a body of water but only looked like one.

“The purpose of this is to view your family at home. Whenever you feel down and out, you can just approach this psuedo-pool and think happy thoughts. Sort of like when you’re casting a Patronus—though most of you won’t catch that allusion, I suppose, although Lily here certainly would!”

All eyes turned to Harry’s daughter. Of course she would know all about Patronuses—her father wax the worst fear of all dementors.

The feamale prefect resumed speaking. “If you lose sight of these thoughts, your family will disappear from the pool’s waves. Most likely, if there faces are wan and they have suffered a great deal, you will only see them for a second before they vanish, for that feeling will be reflected in you. Now, this pool is the secret of Hufflepuffs; the other Houses are not allowed to know about it. I will now show the girls to their dormitories, and the boys can go with Peter.”

Lily and four other girls followed the prefect up some stairs. There were several rooms, and they were led to one with the words, “First Years” sparkling in purple and yellow glitter.

Five four-poster beds awaited the new Hufflepuffs, and their stuff was already there in a neat little pile. The prefect left them to sort out whose things were whose, after telling them to get a good nights’ sleep because lessons would commence the next day.

One of the girls approached Lily. “So, you’re the Potter girl? I’m Bethany Garfinch.”

Bethany was wearing star-shaped glasses and had her hair tied in a bun. The other three were staring at Lily, mouths agape.

“There’s nothing extraordinary about me,” Lily said, “so what’s all the fuss?”

“Are you kidding? I was talking to Elizabeth Porkner, Hufflepuff’s Head Girl, and she said that your presence in our House was the best thing since Cedric Diggory in your father’s day. For centuries the Hufflepuffs have been the joke of Hogwarts—but with you in our midst, we’ll be able to make astonishing comebacks.”

“But I’m just another girl; that’s why I’m in Hufflepuff, the leftovers. I wasn’t good enough to be in the other Houses, so what makes you thing I’ll bring prestige to yours?”

“You’re lacking in self-confidence,” said one of the others, who had pigtails and cherise-colored eyebrows. “I’m Susan Azzos, and I think that even if you don’t have high spirits, just your presence in our House will elevate everybody’s morale, and eventually the other Houses will be forced to see that Hufflepuff does have what it takes!”

The other girls cheered, but Lily was not consoled. “Let’s speak of this in the morning, please?” Then they left her alone.

As she fell into a deep slumber, she wondered if, once her parents discovered her House placement and she peered into the Hufflepuff pool, she would see the most bitter disappointment spread across their faces. She could remember two years ago, when her uncle had facetiously said, “If you’re not in Gryffindor, we’ll disown you.” James, Albus, and Hugo had made it, but she had failed.